Literature Quiz

1. Called the second most famous line in English literature, what is the closing line of A Tale of Two Cities?

a) “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times…”

b) “It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known.”

c) “Repression is the only lasting philosophy. The dark deference of fear and slavery, my friend…will keep the dogs obedient to the whip, as long as this roof…shuts out the sky.”

d) “This really is a tale of two titties.”

2. Which of the following powers does Spider-Man possess?

a) clings to walls

b) superhuman strength

c) spider-sense

d) attractive to mentally challenged women

3. In The Master and Margarita, which of the following did Homeless not do to make money?

a) Write poetry

b) Beg on the street

c) Work at the Gap

d) Donate sperm

If you didn’t answer D-D-C, you need to come see Sporknotes and get schooled.