Disturbing Discovery of the Day

 

Someone on my floor enjoys porn in the bathroom.  I’ve grown accustomed to it.  The first time a saw an adult magazine left on the floor of the men’s room, I was a little surprised.  After several months the almost daily appearance doesn’t bother me anymore.  It doesn’t really effect my day, so I’ve stopped even noticing.  Occasionally though, this person (who through deductive reasoning I know doesn’t work for my company, so he must be from another business on the floor) changes up his choice of reading material.  Occasionally it is Women’s Wear Daily (which makes sense because I do work in the fashion district).  Once it was Miley Cyrus issue of Vanity Fair.  More disturbing than that is today’s choice: a Home Depot catalogue. 

What could that possibly…

Never mind, I don’t want to know.