If you’re reading this you’re “tagged” and you must answer the survey.

You know how these work: someone starts a survey, posts it with their answers, and then you’re supposed to re-post it with your own answers.  Sometimes, though, don’t you wonder about how and why these things get started?

 

1. It’s 2 AM on the weekend, and you are not home…where are you?
If it’s that late, I’m most likely on a subway, trying to get home.

2. What’s the last thing you spent more than $400 on?
Our new computer.

3. Are you sure?
Yes

4. Where did the shirt you are currently wearing come from?
It was on sale at target.

5. Were you wearing it last night?
No

6. Really?
Yes… (?)

7. What is the ugliest piece of furniture in your house?
our couch

8. Okay, let’s go back to last night…where  were you at 2 AM?
Okay…I was sleeping last night at 2 AM.

9. Funny, because I think I saw you at Webster Hall.
I’ve never been to Webster Hall.

10. Did you think I wouldn’t recognize you?
I don’t really try to disguise my appearance ever, so I would assume that you’d recognize me if you knew me.

11. What was the last song you heard?
This morning I was listening to Allison Krauss.

12. What did it remind you of?
My honeymoon.

13. It didn’t make you think of me?
What?!? No, it made me think of my wife.

14. Have you forgotten that it used to be our song?
What are you talking about?  I’ve never really had “a song” with anybody.

15. Who was that guy you were dancing with?
I wasn’t dancing.  I was getting ready for work.

16. What house cleaning chore do you hate to do the most?
Cleaning the Bathroom

17. I would do that for you.
Thanks…?

18. Would you like me to come over and do it for you now?
No…I’m at work.  Why would you want to clean my bathroom?

19. Where do you live these days?
New York

20. What part?
One of the Outer Burroughs

21. What’s your address?
Look…I’m not going to tell you where I live.

22. What were you doing last night?
I had Improv rehearsal.

23. You think I’m going to believe that?
You’re the one that asked.

24. Seriously, where were you?
Seriously…With my Improv Group.

25. Who was that guy you were with?
Colin

26. Why were you all up on his grill?
We were doing a scene together; he was playing my wife.

27. Were you just using him to make me jealous?
No!

28. Seriously, because it doesn’t bother me…you can go out and whore yourself out as much as you want.
Whoa…relax, tiger.  It was just an acting scene.

29. Do you think you’ll be married in ten years?
I’m already married.

30. Do you still think about me?
I don’t even know who you are.

31. What were you doing at 8 pm last night?
Dude, you’re seriously creeping me out.

32. Admit that you still love me.

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I need more hits on my blog; I bet this bit of news will do it!

Many people have been asking, “Why Easter Date Is Early?”  The answer is that when Charlize Theron kidnapped Natalee Holloway, she took a week of Lent with her.  Much like the NASCAR and NCAA Brackets, the date of Easter is dependent on forty days, or team, which play it out to see which day will actually be Easter.  Many people have tried to download this missing week off of Limewire, but because of the Easter songs released this year by Britney Spears and Hi-5 it has been hard to find using the P2P service.  Without any proof linking Theron to either the Holloway kidnapping or the missing week of Lent, the IRS has tried to pin the theft on Ashley Alexandra Dupre.  Dupre was not available for comment as she was cross-training for both the NIT Basketball Tournament and the Pacquiao Vs Marquez bout.  When asked for comment, Manny Pacquiao had this to say, “I ain’t fightin’ no ho’ from Club Penguin.  This ain’t the WWE.  This ain’t the NBA.”  This seems to be a mistaken reference to the Emperors Club VIP.  Club Penguin is an offshoot of RuneSpace, a website dedicated to researching Easter Bunny Origins.  The reference to NBA is questionable.  Sheryl Crow posited that he is probably referring to Naruto: Bad Ass, the live-action version of the popular Anime in which he will be starring next year.

Hello world!

As per Shannno’s request, I am moving my blog from MyFace/SpaceBook onto a public site where everyone can enjoy it.  I’ll be keeping my other blog regularly for those of you who want to know every detail of my life, and will be updating this one on Mondays as the highlights of my life.

 …and thus begins the next chapter of my life.