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Sometimes My Little Efforts to Save the World for You Feel So Very Futile

Posted in Uncategorized on July 27, 2009 by Jason Tyne

Isaac and Rainbow are educational theater performers that I admire for putting on shows for children on a variety of subjects.  One of their shows deals with water conservation.  It was a good show and I was a little bit sad when they dropped one of the bits from their show.  They used to emphasize that it’s important to turn off the water when we’re brushing our teeth, even though it’s just two minutes the waste of water adds up.  When I asked about it, they said that they made the decision when driving around the neighborhood and every house was watering their lawns all day, every day.  It was hard to focus on such a small waste of water when she was faced with their parents’ water waste on such a grand scale.  Why spend so much time and energy saving two minutes of water out of the bathroom faucet when it would be impossible to stop the amount of water wasted by their parents to keep their lawns the perfect shade of green?

I face the same type of disparagement with air conditioning.

Mrs. TZ and I generally keep our air conditioner at an even 80 degrees.  We don’t like to use our air conditioning due to the unnecessary damage the collective use of AC does to the environment, but we just moved into an apartment directly above the boiler and sometimes the heat is just unbearable.  If we can keep it to just under 80 degrees in our apartment, we feel comfortable enough.  There’s then no need to push the air conditioner lower and adversely affecting the world.  Part of my responsibility in the apartments (I work there.) is to inspect apartments after residents move out.  I recently went inspecting a dozen apartments three days after the residents moved out, and literally each and every apartment I inspected had their air conditioner on, blasting full power, with the thermostat set to 60 degrees.  I can only imagine that since this is how they kept their apartment when no one was living there that they probably had it going full 24/7 while they were living there.

What kind of positive impact could my energy conservation have against that kind of waste?  Judge me if you will, but after I post this I’m turning down my AC to 77 degrees.

March Wrap-Up by Wordle: I’ve been talking about…

Posted in Uncategorized on March 31, 2009 by Jason Tyne

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February Wrap-Up: What’s been on my mind?

Posted in Uncategorized on March 1, 2009 by Jason Tyne

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The Parable of the Costa Rican Sea Turtles: They don’t want your help!

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on September 29, 2008 by Jason Tyne

My trouble grappling with this war comes from my disbelief that anyone in this country is still in support of it.  There has to be a large population of the country that still believes that Iraq is being made a better place by enforcing our help on them.  On a recent dinner with Isaac, he told me this tale…which I think should be told to anyone who thinks that they should enforce their help on another whether or not the other wants it.

They give a warning on the beaches of Costa Rica, “Don’t help the sea turtles!”  Visitors go to the Costa Rican beaches to see the sea turtles lay their eggs, hatch, and crawl back to the ocean.  The mothers have to be sure not to lay her eggs to far away as many baby sea turtles are snatched up by predators.  Knowing this, many good-natured tourists will help the babies on their journey by picking them up and placing them at the waterline.  This is so sweet.  I mean, why wouldn’t the turtle want to be placed closer to it’s goal?

Well, here’s why…

Most of these baby turtles will drown.

We don’t always know what’s best for someone else.  These turtles’ mother thoughtfully placed the nest far enough from the waterline to allow their little turtle-legs to build up the muscles needed to swim in the demanding currents of the ocean.  Obviously they want to reach the ocean, but you can’t force the ocean on them.  Forcing them into the ocean means forcing them into an environment that they are not ready for, can not handle, and will eventually reject them.

Oh, but really…not all these baby turtles drown.  What if I just move them a little bit closer to help them out?  They look like they really want to get to the ocean!

True.  Not all of them drown.  The ones that don’t drown live in the oceans all their lives, unable to return to the beach because they have not spent enough time their to learn its scent.  These turtles live, but you’ve just destroyed their ability to raise a family.  In effect, you’ve crippled their ability to live and thrive as turtles.

I know you think you’re helping, but if you wind up killing and/or crippling those you’re trying to help…do you think they really appreciate it?

Think about it.

Why I Don’t Condone a Remembrance Day for September 11th…

Posted in Uncategorized on September 15, 2008 by Jason Tyne

For some reason everyone kept asking me this year if I’m going to “do anything” for 9/11.  In 2002 I squeaked by without explanation with “It’s too soon”, same in 2003 although I got more fish-eyed looks for the explanation.  By the next year I had formulated a better explanation for my misgivings on a “Remembrance Day” but by then it had seem to fall out of vogue.  This year for some inexplicable reason (unless that we have a presidential candidate that wants to continue the war against terrorism ad infinitum who just nominated a Vice President who actually wants to go to war with Russia) it was on everyone’s lips last week.  Here’s why I’m against “celebrating” 9/11, even though it’s dangerous to say…even as a New Yorker that was several blocks away when the planes hit.

I’m not actually against remembering the event.  This is obviously important to remember both the heroes who died and the innocents they couldn’t save, but to do so without keeping the scope of our tragedy in perspective is very dangerous.  It creates an air of ethnocentrism that makes any attack on Americans more important than attacks that are being suffered around the world on any given day.   True, it’s not often when 3,000 lives are lost in two fell swoops that caused Ground Zero, but even our name for the effected spot should remind me of the hidden propaganda that causes us to speak in dangerous ethnocentric tones. Simply using the phrase “Ground Zero” to describe the attack site of the World Trade Center exaggerates our tragedy to the status of other much more serious global tragedies.

“Ground Zero” is a phrase coined by the Manhattan Project to describe the point of impact on the earth’s surface with a nuclear weapon, specifically in reference to Hiroshima and Nagasaki. To compare the 3,000 Americans that al-Qaeda killed at the American Ground Zero with the 70,000 Japanese that we killed at the original Hiroshima Ground Zero and the 50,000 at the Nagasaki Ground Zero, both of which attacks that we were behind within three days of each other reflects the hubris that we, as Americans, have been trained with to think that our families more important than other families in the world. To have the gall to compare the damage caused to us by two planes with the damaged we caused with two nuclear weapons is to say that our families are actually thirty-three times more important than any Japanese family.

Another way to see the absurdity of letting the World Trade Center attacks subconsciously replace Hiroshima when the phrase “Ground Zero” is heard, we can look at the sheer area of destruction that we caused compared to the amount of damaged that was inflicted on us.

On most maps, the site of the Hiroshima attacks looks much like the maps of the World Trade Center damage.

…but these maps make us lose perspective on the two events since the sense of scale is destroyed in these two maps.  Let’s fight our own ethnocentrism and look at the two ground zeros in the same perspective.  We have to zoom out a good deal to do that, but here’s a map of the actual damage at our Ground Zero that we suffered.  Of course this is actual damage and not the fall-out, residual damage, or fire damage that spread around the area:

My apartment was just on the other side of Broadway and the only damage done to my apartment was ash.  If the Al Qaeda had caused us as much damage on 9/11 as we caused at the original Ground Zero, the map would look like this…

Again, keep in mind that this is just the actual destruction, not the deadly nuclear radiation that would be carried away on the wind and poison the rivers, bay and the ocean, not the fires that would spread not just through the financial district (since this would be completely destroyed) but also Jersey City, Hoboken, and Brooklyn, and not counting the structural damage that would effect not just the half-dozen surrounding buildings but the half-dozen surrounding towns.  While I was safely in my John Street apartment on 9/11 if I had been the same distance away from the bomb we dropped I wouldn’t have even lived long enough to hear the explosion.  Everything and everyone south of Houston Street would have been destroyed.  NYU wouldn’t be a haven for survivors, Washington Square campus would have been destroyed.  The Holland Tunnel, Brooklyn Bridge, and Manhattan Bridge would not have been an escape route for New Yorkers, they would have all been destroyed.

Before I put too fine a point on it, this isn’t to say that I’m against a Remembrance Day.  All I’m advocating for is too keep a sense of perspective about it.  We would be remiss as world citizens if we did not keep it in perspective, and even more so if we taught such ethnocentrism to our students.  I’m overjoyed that many New York schools observed a minute of silence to remember the attacks, but to teach a sense of perspective about the terror we should also observe a full 3 minutes of silence on June 6th to remember D-Day.  We should observe roughly 15 minutes of silence on June 18th to remember the lives lost in the battle of Waterloo.  And on August sixth we must observe 47 minutes of silence on to remember Hiroshima.  Are any of these events less important than the World Trade Center attacks?  Can we claim to have suffered more than Iraq has in the last seven years?  Can we claim New York is now a more pitiful city to live in than Darfur?  Can we say that we are attacked more unjustly than Georgia?  We cannot and because of this we must acknowledge that the attacks on September 11th have made us a part of the global family and not separated from it.

P.S. On a lighter note: This week’s award for the unusual blog stat goes to whomever searched the internet for “mädel aus krain” and found my site. Anyone speak German out there and no what he was interested in?

I just love a good conspiracy theory…Why is marijuana illegal?

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on July 21, 2008 by Jason Tyne

 

Before this lead my favorite conspiracy-in-advertising was “the four basic food groups” education campaign in all the public schools.  Supposedly a way to teach kids about education, what most people didn’t know was that these educational posters were brought to us by the good folks at the Dairy Farmers Lobby, the Cattle Farmers Lobby, the Grain Farmers Lobby, and the Fruit Farmers Lobby.  What was brought to kids in the name of education was really just a subtly disguised advertisement campaign for four specific products.  As the economy changed, so did the ads.  The lobbies got together and invented the food pyramid as a better educational plan to sell their crops in proper proportions.

So what was behind the anti-marijuana campaign?  For some reason over the decades we’ve come to believe that marijuana use is immoral.  It’s a pretty shallow rationale as it stands up to very little scrutiny.  More immoral than beer?  Less healthy than tobacco?  More dangerous than uncontrolled handguns?  I would guess the answer is “no” to each of these questions, but perhaps that whole discussion is moot.  Perhaps the vilification of marijuana had nothing to do with recreational consumption of drugs at all.  Although in the 80’s, one of the major contributors to the “Just Say No” campaign was Anheuser-Busch.  It doesn’t take much logic to realize that the legalization of pot might eat into the sit-around-and-drink-beer time of Americans.  But before beer companies started lobbying, the impetus for the vilification of pot had its roots in fabric rather than recreational substances.  “DuPont saw hemp fiber as a threat to the acceptance of their own synthetic fibers. They financed the original plight to make marijuana illegal.”  Could it be that DuPont really convinced us that pot is a dangerous drug to sell more fabric?  I don’t know.  Truthfully I didn’t have the time to find a quote from a reliable source, but it makes as much sense that DuPont would get behind “Just Say No” as it does that the cattle farmers would lobby to make meat an equal part of your diet as vegetables. 

There’s food for thought.