At the age of thirty Jesus started his ministry; three years later he saved all of humanity. Turning thirty-three is your “Jesus Year”, and it’s a tough act to foll. When I turned thirty I made it a plan to top Jesus in three years time. Two years later I was no further than I was when I put myself on this quest, but finally six-months away from the deadline I achieved my goal.
Did you save anyone from eternal damnation, you might ask.
No, I did not. That’s been done, but there’s more than one way to measure success. I recently started working for CUNY, a city school, so I’m being paid by the mayor. More specifically, I’m being paid by the taxpayers of New York City, of which I am one…so, basically I’m working for myself. I’m self-employed!
Well, he worked for his dad his whole life.